What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
*Ba Dum Tiss*
After that baby computer grew up it got a little too drunk on SCREENSHOTS one night.
It decided to sober up with a BYTE to eat before its long and HARD DRIVE home.
It went to a restaurant that was playing music by A DELL.
It was cold in the restaurant because they left their WINDOWS open.
The computer was sat in a booth far from the others because it didn’t want to catch a VIRUS.
The computer ordered some CHIPS and left.
