What do you get when you cross a tree and a dog?
Bark!
*Ba Dum Tiss*
A dog might want to sit under said tree for shade so he doesn’t become a HOT DOG.
The life of a dog is RUFF. Just look at them, they run around in circles before lying down just trying to make ends meet!
The life of a dog is a sad TAIL really.
But maybe someday they can get jobs just like humans. There could be a pomeranian painter, painting PAWTRAITS. A beagle at the bank taking DE-PAWS-ITS. A hairdresser poodle giving someone a SHAMPOODLE.
Then in the sports world a pugnacios pug can box a boxer. A golden retriever can be a wide receiver! A greyhound can throw pitches from the mound.
Why all of this can and will happen soon in our Ba Dum Who? section. Check back soon for our ba dum dog stories.
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