Daily Humor
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Dad Joke History: It’s so old it’s fully groan!
Today’s post comes from our sister site, Newdie Mag and covers the history of the dad joke: We posted a new trivia quiz based on dad jokes. In honor of that quiz, we will give you a some history of what dads everywhere have been proudly making people groan with for years: The truth is,
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Out of this world
Did you hear about the alien that was obsessed with the moon? Turns out it was just a phase! *Ba Dum Tiss* After getting over the moon and deciding to give it a little SPACE that alien was ready to move on. He was ready to INVADE to the club and shake his ASTEROID to
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Can Campute
What does a baby computer call his father? Data. *Ba Dum Tiss* After that baby computer grew up it got a little too drunk on SCREENSHOTS one night. It decided to sober up with a BYTE to eat before its long and HARD DRIVE home. It went to a restaurant that was playing music by
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Tongue Twisters!
What happened when the world’s tongue-twister champion got arrested? They gave him a tough sentence. *Ba Dum Tiss* Here are some fun, truly tough tongue twisters for you. Can you say them three times fast? Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? Fred fed
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Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four doors, they’d be chicken sedans. *Ba Dum Tiss* Once chickens EGGS-IT the chicken coop and get to to the other side of the road they have plenty plenty of adventures awaiting! They can hit the gym to work on their PECKS. After a good workout
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Table Mountain Trek
Today’s daily humor comes from our sister site New Mag and is a travel review of Table Mountain in Cape Town, South Africa: True Story: After only my first time meeting someone, we brought up that we both had vacation plans for the next month. He was going alone, and my friend had just canceled
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Ba Dum Dogs!
What do you get when you cross a tree and a dog? Bark! *Ba Dum Tiss* A dog might want to sit under said tree for shade so he doesn’t become a HOT DOG. The life of a dog is RUFF. Just look at them, they run around in circles before lying down just trying
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Veggie Tales
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish. *Ba Dum Tiss* There are so many A-MAIZE-ING vegetables we could throw a party for them! LETTUCE TURNIP THE BEET and get this party started!!! If you don’t have an invitation you might find yourself in a PICKLE, but we’ll still let you in. You’ll just have to
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Ghost Party!
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the BOOS! *Ba Dum Tiss* That’s right. This party is going to be a BOO-LAST! You’ll get plenty of EXORCISE dancing the night away. It’s even better than doing DEAD LIFTS. You can enjoy GOBLIN all the
