Daily Humor
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Rainbows
Where do rainbows go when they’ve been bad? To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they’ve done. *Ba Dum Tiss* That might be where they go when they’re bad, but why do rainbows go to school? To get brighter! At school they can really broaden their SPECTRUM of friends. …and if they
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Pasta Obsession
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta! *Ba Dum Tiss* My family left me because of my obsession with pasta. I’m feeling CANNELLONI right now. I guess you could say my obsession with pasta started when I was a kid. I was watching a SPAGHETTI Western and eating mac and cheese and I
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What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. *Ba Dum Tiss* In case you didn’t know, once the poorly dressed man got off the bicycle it fell over…because it was TWO TIRED! …and that bicycle could never be a comedian because it’s joke are all
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Remarkable!
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable! *BA DUM TISS* I use a dry erase board when writing jokes because I’m afraid of commitment…