Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!
*Ba Dum Tiss*
It might seem like you would want to PASSture on a cows day, but it could be pretty exciting.
The cow could hop up on a trampoline and get a MILKSHAKE.
Then that cow could catch up on current events in the MOOS-pape-r and go out and dance to some MOO-sic.
Then it could simply sit back and GRAZE the internet or it could be ambitious and train to be an astronaut to go to the MOOOOON.
Whatever it takes not to be a laughing STOCK, the cow will do it!
You can get this adorable Cow Reading the Moo-spaper tee in kids and adults sizes
