Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
Because the ghosts bring all the BOOS!
*Ba Dum Tiss*
That’s right. This party is going to be a BOO-LAST!
You’ll get plenty of EXORCISE dancing the night away. It’s even better than doing DEAD LIFTS.
You can enjoy GOBLIN all the appetizers…there may even be BOO-BERRY pie served!
Just be careful with your date though, they can sometimes get a little too POSSESSIVE sometimes and it can be easy to dampen their SPIRITS.
